Joke of the Day

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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however,
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'