Mr. Owens is just a Big Joke Now

At the least....at one time Terrell Owens was always entertaining...a good sound bite.

Now.....he's coming across as just another dead beat dad.

A joke.

So.....Mr. Owens....you chose not to wear a condom....got your rocks off.....made babies.

Time to pay the piper.

You will get no sympathy from us.

 

7/16/2012 8:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Terrell Owens
No Shirt, No Shoes
... No Child Support

There's a damn good chance Terrell Owens will be sentenced to JAIL if he once again blows off his child support hearing in Atlanta on Thursday ... but T.O. didn't seem to care this weekend because there was a BEACH PARTY in Malibu!!

Smiling like he wasn't $20k behind in child support payments, Owens took off his shirt and posed up with "Dancing with the Stars" pro Derek Hough and "Extra" host Maria Menounos at the Chapstick Beach House.

Just a few days before the party, Owens got himself into some hot water with an ATL judge after no-showing at a child support hearing. Owens allegedly owes $20k in back payments to the mother of his 7-year-old daughter.

Terrell's lawyer took responsibility for his client's no-show -- blaming it on a simple miscommunication. But according to reports, the judge was PISSED and has threatened to lock up the former NFL star if he misses the next hearing, scheduled for Thursday July 19.

NIce abs tho.

Post "Hump Day" News & Views

So....we are a little late...Sorry...sometimes we at 5 on Five have lives to live like you.


Work...family....you know.


Just stuff.


Anyway,  here's some things we are "humping" about:




Get well soon...D-Wade:

Wade Will Miss London Olympics

Now that's a Unibrow:

Anthony Davis Trademarks Unibrow

 

 

 

 

Really?  T.O.   Really?

 

Report: Woman Shopping Nude Photos Of T.O.

That's our girl!
 

Serena Rolls Into Third Round

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Hump Day.....News & Views

In this small southern college town...We come in peace...no hostilities.....no hate.

Last night .....our president.....the leader of the free world.....gave the state of the union address.

Very articulate.......very enthusiastic.....very entertaining.

But the haters  are still hating.

Why?

Just can't stand to see a black man succeed.   We just don't get it.   Politics aside....Wasn't it great to see our president......on a national forum.....perform?  Intelligently?


Some stuff.....we're humping about:




Mo money....mo money:

A New Prince Of Detroit

 

Man.......Oh ....Manning:

The Peyton Predicament

 

R.I.P........Joe Pa:

JOE PATERNO 1926-2012

 

Birth Control?

Jay Cutler's Fiance Pregnant

 

This was just.....God.....awful:

Steven Tyler Screeches National Anthem At AFC Championship Game

 

Last chance for ....T.O.?

T.O.: Love Me, Hate Me, Just Don't Ignore Me

 

Quit hating........

Have a great Hump Day!!!

 

"Loving Me......Some 'Mini Me"

It is amazing what a little ..."warrant" will do...

Seems Mr. Terrell Owens will not go directly to jail.

From our friends at TMZ.com:

Terrell Owens
Pays Back Child Support
Arrest Warrant Will Be Recalled

Terrell Owens is no longer a wanted man ... because he's anted up on his back child support payment ... TMZ has learned.

As we first reported, a California judge issued an arrest warrant last week after T.O. was a no-show at a child support hearing.  T.O. -- who was behind child support -- had been trying to reduce his payments, claiming he just doesn't make the big bucks anymore.

The lawyer for Monique Reynolds, the baby's mother, tells TMZ, "Terrell Owens has today paid his child support obligation to Monique Reynolds, and Ms. Reynolds has requested that the Court dismiss her contempt motion and recall the associated warrant that was issued."

We're told the arrest warrant will be recalled today.  As for reducing T.O.'s child support payments, that hearing is pending. 

Judgement Day......For Mr. Owens

It is .....what it is.

"I love me some me"?......

How about .....loving....Me......some ..."mini-me"?

Mr. Owens.......you made the child...now pay the child support.

The courts......and TMZ.com.......have caught up with Terrell Owens:

Terrell Owens
BENCH WARRANT ISSUED

Terrell Owens is a wanted man -- TMZ has learned a California judge has issued a warrant for his arrest for failing to appear at a hearing regarding past-due child support.

Court sources confirm ... the warrant was issued on Nov. 1 after T.O. was a no-show in family court ... where Monique Reynolds was trying to force the football star to finally cough up thousands of dollars in unpaid child support.

Owens -- who's gone public about his dire financial situation -- had previously petitioned the court to lower his payments to Monique ... but the judge denied his request because he was M.I.A. during the court hearing.

T.O.'s rep tells us ... the football star tried to reschedule the court date when he knew he wouldn't be able to make it ... but Monique refused to budge.

The rep also insists, "The warrant is currently being taken care of."

Things ....We Learned......From the Week-end

Where have you gone......October?

We hardly knew you.  

This last day of the 10th month means it's Halloween.

On a Monday no less.....

So Happy Halloween.....

As we discuss what we learned....

this week-end:


This time...Tim Tebow....was god-awful:

Will Broncos Fans Regret Calling For Tebow?

 

 

Another idiot...who can make a baby...but can't make a payment:

 

Terrell Owens: I Can't Afford My Child Support Payments

 

On any given Sunday:

Rams Shock Saints For 1st Win Of The Season

 

The fools...on both sides...handling the NBA talks...are well.....fools:

NBA Cancels All Games Through November 30

 

Vick & Company......can sure put on a show

Believe The Hype? Resurgent Eagles Rock Cowboys 

 

So there......Goodbye October....Hello November...

And have a great Halloween! 

 

"I Love Me ...Some Me".....

Terrell Owens does love him some me.....Himself.

Well his workout yesterday attracted......zero teams.

He may very well love himself......but  no other NFL team shares his love:

From TMZ.com:

Terrell Owens
Topless NFL Audition
In Calabasas

Terrell Owens just completed his "Please give me an NFL contract" workout at Calabasas High School ... running drills and catching passes, without the restrictions of a shirt.

Sources at CHS tell TMZ ... Owens didn't look too bad, but former NFL receivers Jerry Rice and Keyshawn Johnson were on hand ... and weren't very impressed.

37-year-old T.O.is hoping his workout will draw the interest of an NFL team, willing to take a risk on a guy who just underwent a major knee operation.

"All I Want for Christmas".........

'Tis the season....


And....."All I want for Christmas"......is.... 



Here's some things.....we think....some of our favorite pro athletes should be asking Santa for:





Matthew Stafford........A new shoulder.......and an offensive line to protect said shoulder.

Donovan McNabb........A set of balls......and a team that respects me.

Tim Tebow..... An NFL arm...to go with my  legs.

Brett Favre.........A nice ....sunset.....to ride off in.

Michael Vick........A time machine.....to go back...and erase....my "dog years".

Tiger Woods......A PGA win......please?   And an affair...with no strings attached.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr........A win.......anyway possible.....preferably......Daytona? 


LeBron James........A better group of ...advisers........You guys made me look real bad.

Cam Newton.......A muzzle for .....dear old Dad.

Terrell Owens......Another "me".....I love me ....some .....me.

Payton Manning......More time in a given week....I need more ...stuff...to sell.   I'm not in enough.....commercials.

Shaquille   O'Neal......More airtime...more media...more.....me, me, me.

And us.....here at 5 on Five?    Peace on earth......and goodwill to all mankind.

Feel free ....to add your thoughts..... 

Things ....We Learned......From the Week-end

Interesting and entertaining last 2 days....

Some "headlines" that made us smarter:



Can you say,  "12-2"?!?

Birds clinch playoff bid in Seattle

SEATTLE - After nearly a month away, Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons are finally coming back home.
FULL STORY



The Post is taking this Vick thing a little too far...enough already:

New York Post Taunts Michael Vick With Front Page

 

They're....pretty good.....for a ...."girls"  team:

Legendary Coach Accuses Detractors Of Sexism

 

We shall see.....now won't we:

Vikings Punter Says Monday Night's Stadium Is 'Unplayable'

 

"Happy Trails"........T. O. :

T.O. Done For Season

 

Is this team.....The Heat........Hot?  Or what?

Heat Win 12th Straight Game

 

"Your services.......are no longer needed":

College Football Coach Fired After 10 Years

 

There.....don't you feel ......smarter?

On this Day.....

Today is Friday, December 17, 2010
Today in
Sports History
1933 - The Chicago Bears defeated the New York Giants in the first National Football League interdivisional championship game. The Bears won 23-21.

Noland Smith

1967 - Noland Smith (Kansas City Chiefs) ran a kickoff return 106 yards to set an NFL record.



1984 - Dan Marino (Miami Dolphins) set NFL season records for touchdowns (48), completions (362) and yards (5084).




1991 - The NBA's most one-sided game took place when the Cleveland beat Miami 148-80.





1993 - FOX outbid CBS for the National Football Conference TV package.





1994 - George Foreman was a guest on "Saturday Night Live."






2000 - Terrell Owens (San Francisco 49ers) caught an NFL-record 20 passes for 283 yards and a touchdown against the Chicago Bears. The previous record was held by Tom Fears (Los Angeles Rams) with 18 catches on December 3, 1950, against the Green Bay Packers. Owens also broke Jerry Rice's franchise record of 16 receptions set in 1994 against the Los Angeles Rams.

Hump Day.....News & Views

I sure hope that 1/2"  of predicted show......misses the ATL.   The city would shut down.

You should have seen the grocery stores this afternoon.....Entire aisles of milk and bread...empty!

Anyway.......it's another "Hump Day".

"Stuff"......we're following:



Advise to Vick,  "Shut up"!!!!   You haven't gotten to the point yet....where you can even say the word    "dog":

Vick: 'I Would Love To Get Another Dog'

 

This kid.......just might.......be a problem child:

WATCH: High School Basketball Player Attacks Referee 

 

Same story......different team:

T.O. Blames Bengals Coaches

 

Happy Trails......"Superman":

NBA Star DONE With Dunk Contest

 

Stay warm and have a great "Hump Day"!

"I Love Me....Some Me"

And we .....love "T.O."

Congrats....to your new gig:

Terrell Owens Signs with the Bengals

7/27/2010 2:50 PM PDT by TMZ Staff  

NFL star Terrell Owens finally has a new squad -- the Cincinnati Bengals ... which only means one thing ... THE NEWSPAPER BOX JUMPING STRATEGY WORKED!



According to our friends at ProFootballTalk.com -- which broke the story -- Owens signed a one year deal and will earn a base salary of $2 million ... with an opportunity to make an extra $2 mil if he hits certain performance-based incentives.

We told you on Friday that the two sides were "very close" to a deal -- and after hammering out the particulars ... T.O. will finally be united with his pal and fellow wide receiver Chad Ochocinco.

"I Love Me....Some Me"

Famous quote.....from Terrell Owen.....

Well......Mr. Owens........Who's ......loving you now?

The next stop for Terrell Owens

Now that Buffalo has cut ties with the controversial star, one team already admits interest in him. » Iraq connection

• Buffalo, Owens part
• Vikings to wait on Favre
• Combine's top corners

For Men........Only!!!

From our friends.....

At TMZ.com

T.O. & Ludacris -- Connoisseurs of the Booty

Posted Feb 4th 2010 6:30AM by TMZ Staff

Terrell Owens isn't playing in the Super Bowl, but dude has been hard at work in Miami -- judging a bikini booty-shaking competition with his boy Ludacris yesterday.

 

You're..........Fired!!!!!!!!!!!

The National Football league.......

Uses different terminology..........But make no mistake........the Dallas Cowboys cutting ties with all world wide receiver Terrell Owens.....was just a good old fashioned firing....in the real world of economics and business......

Your services.......are no longer needed. Please return your play-book........

The company has decided.....you are terminated.....please relinquish all company keys....parking passes.......credit cards.....etc.........Security will escort you to your vehicle..........

Pack up all of your personal belongings.......clear out your desk........you have been replaced......

We regret to inform you..........Your position......has been eliminated......please read the following e-mail for possible severance options you may be entitled to...........(I think Radio Shack used this one)........

You're...........fired!!!!!! Blunt........to the point........made famous by Donald Trump..........

As for Terrell Owens...........Officially........he was "released" from the Dallas Cowboys........Meaning he is free to sign with any other NFL team.......That is if any other NFL team wants to sign him..........he will be cheap......That 3 year 25 million dollar contract ends with the release.......although the Cowboys have already anted up 10 million in guaranteed bonus and first year pay-out.

No team will be obligated or binded by a current contract....so.....Mr. Owens.......and his agent......will have to settle for whatever is available ....

Why are we enjoying this so much?

Simple...........T.O. is so easy to hate........The famous quote, "I love me ....some me"....

T. O. complete dissing of Donovan McNabb.........."He's the one who threw up in the Super Bowl".......

Terrell Owens is a talent.......he is big........fearless........and confident.......in a sport that requires all of the above.

But .......it is how he .......Terrell.......has presented himself........throughout his career.......that makes this latest news making story........fun to watch.....

Hell..........he got fired..........and I was glad to see it.

In fairness.......we will give Mr. Owens.....the final word.......

From his website..........to his fans:

Official Statement

I want to thank Jerry Jones, Coach Phillips and the Dallas Cowboys for the opportunity to be a member of the team for the past three years.

A big thanks to the fans -- you've been awesome! I look forward to the upcoming season and continuing to play in the NFL.

I would like to extend my thoughts and prayers to the families of Marquis Cooper, Corey Smith and William Bleakley.