Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The...."Butler"......Was a ...."No-Show"

When the clock struck 12:00.....this "Cinderella" ......turned into the nightmare that was...

Frankly.....embarrassing.....

For a championship game.......we gave it a 1.5........out of a possible 10.

Neither team shot particularly well......but ......Butler....couldn't hit the broadside of that proverbial barn.

It was ugly.

It was bad......

And ......I stayed up ......to watch .....this?

68 teams started this "March Madness".......1 and 1/2......finished it.

We congratulate UConn........You may not be the best team.....but you won the tourney.

As for Butler?

Savor this headline from your home town paper.......for the rest of us.....think you just tanked.....


Friday, April 1, 2011

An Allen Iverson.....Sighting?

Allen?

And we thought you were still in Greece......playing basketball.

But?

You're in the ATL?

Leave it to TMZ.com to find ........just about ....anyone:

Allen Iverson's Lambo in Lock-Up

Allen Iverson's sick Lamborghini is sitting in an Atlanta police impound yard ... after the former NBA superstar got pulled over last night ... TMZ has learned.

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Atlanta PD confirms Iverson was a passenger in his silver 2009 Lambo when they pulled over the ride because it had expired dealer tags.

Police impounded the whip and gave A.I. a ticket.

By the way, after Iverson got his belongings out of the Lambo -- he slipped into another car ... his friends were following in an even sicker Rolls-Royce.

That's just how he Rolls.

We're.....No. 1!!!

Undefeated.....untied......

In first place....

The best record in all of baseball!

Okay.......so it's only game 1.....of 162.

But......the Atlanta Braves.....are off and running!

Alex Brandon/APAtlanta’s Jason Heyward homered in his first at-bat on opening day Thursday for the second straight season.

Jones, Heyward make Gonzalez's debut grand

WASHINGTON - Coming off major knee surgery, and coming up on his 39th birthday, Chipper Jones came back to baseball in a big way.
FULL STORY

Stevie Wonder........Could See this Coming...

It didn't take long for the 4 letter network to flex it's mighty muscles...

We wish you well,  Mr. Rose...

From Yahoo.com:

ESPN pulls popular announcer from air

NBA analyst Jalen Rose will not appear in his regular role on the sports network after his recent arrest. » Details

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Every ...."Rose"....Has a Thorn

This ..."thorn" .....may get Rose fired.....from the 4 letter network:

From TMZ.com:

Jalen Rose -- I Regret Getting Behind the Wheel

NBA analyst Jalen Rose was surprised he was arrested for DUI earlier this month -- telling TMZ he didn't think he was going to blow over the limit on his blood alcohol test.

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Jalen admits when he wrecked his car on March 11 ... he "voluntarily submitted to blood alcohol screening because I was confident it was safe for me to drive."

TMZ broke the story -- the ESPN hoops analyst and former NBA star crashed while driving on an icy road in Michigan.  After completing several field sobriety tests he was arrested for DUI.

Jalen says he regrets the decision to drive home -- and is "sorry for disappointing those who trust me to serve as a role model."

Hump Day.....News & Views

Some stuff we're following as March comes to a close:


Well......He did pay for them:

Kimberly Bell

Ex-Mistress: Bonds Threatened To 'Cut Out My Breast Implants' 

 

With friends like these.......

Players Testify Bonds Trial

Ex-Ball Players Testify In Bonds Trial

 

Restroom?   Really LeBron?.....Really?

Lebron No Show Introductions

NO SHOW: LeBron Skips Player Introductions In Cleveland

 

Not so young.......but stupid & black:

Jalen Rose Arrested

Former NBA Player Arrested 

 

Have a great "Hump Day"!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Things ....We Learned......From the Week-end

Old man winter......is still holding on in this small southern college town.....

Temperatures in the 40's......misty.....cool.

So........what did we learn?


The madness of March.......continues:

Vcu Final Four

SHOCKING UPSET: No More No. 1 Seeds 

 

Kentucky......knows .......basketball:

Kentucky Final Four

Kentucky Advances To Final Four

 

A trade gone bad:

Bobcats Knicks

SIX STRAIGHT

 

New faces.......in new places:

Cuonzo Martin Tennessee

Tennessee Hires New Basketball Coach

 

"Heating"  up:

Heat Big Three

Heat's Big 3 Has Record Night

 

Where's ........Tiger?

Martin Laird Bay Hill

Arnold Palmer Invitational's Improbable Champion

 

Smarter?

 

 

 

 

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Sunday Morning Headlines

March Madness.......is here:




 

Friday, March 25, 2011

On this Day.....


Today in
Sports History

1936 - The Detroit Red Wings defeated the Montreal Maroons in the longest hockey game to date. The game lasted for 2 hours and 56 minutes.

1958 - Sugar Ray Robinson regained his middleweight title for the fifth time when he defeated Carmen Basilio in a 12-round decision.




1971 - The Boston Patriots became the New England Patriots.





1972 - Bobby Hull joined Gordie Howe to become only the second National Hockey League player to score 600 career goals.

1982 - Wayne Gretzky became the first player in the NHL to score 200 points in a season.



1995 - Boxer Mike Tyson was released from jail after serving 3 years.

Mike Tyson being released in 1995






1997 - Hartford Whalers announced that they would move from Connecticut following the 1996-97 season. In 1997-98 they became the Carolina Hurricanes.

2002 - The NHL suspended Keith Tkachuk (St. Louis Blues) for slashing Lyle Odelein (Chicago Blackhawks) during a game on March 23, 2002.

2002 - Bobby Holik (New Jersey Devils) was suspended by the NHL for slashing Rod Brind'Amour (Carolina Hurricanes) in the face. Brind'Amour needed seven stitches to close the cut about his left eye.

2004 - The NHL suspended Marty Turco (Dallas Stars) for four games for a high-sticking incident the night before against Ryan Smith (Edmonton Oilers). Turco forfeited more that 195,000 in salary.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Just........"Shut up".....Geno

Are you as tired of Geno Auriemma and the Uconn womens basketball team...as we are?

Geno.....nobody wants to continue to pay to see your team beat the field by 50 points.

You have reached the pinnacle....You get the best players.......You win every year.


It's boring.

When you decide to coach real men......in a real league...we may start paying attention ......again.

Until then.......just ....shut up!

Geno Auriemma: 'I Think We Have A Real Spoiled Group Of Fans' 

STORRS, Conn. -- Connecticut fans may have seen their last NCAA tournament game in Storrs for a while.
Geno Auriemma Spoiled Fans

Coach Geno Auriemma, disappointed that fewer than 6,000 fans showed up at the 10,000-seat Gampel Pavilion for UConn's second-round win over Purdue on Tuesday, said he will ask athletic director Jeff Hathaway not to bid on hosting the tournament for the next five years.

Auriemma said asking fans to attend a regular season, Big East tournament and first two rounds of the NCAA tournament in Connecticut is a lot.

He joked that it might help if UConn won more games. The team has lost one game in the last three seasons.

"I think we have a real spoiled group of fans," Auriemma said.

Pat McKenna, a spokesman for the team, said Wednesday that Auriemma was serious about asking not to host the tournament, but has not yet spoken to Hathaway.

Another .......Ugly Loss

As fans of the Atlanta Hawks.....we're trying.

Really we are......trying to stay loyal.......trying to stand by our team.

But this team makes it difficult.   This team owns the 3 biggest blow-out losses in all of the NBA this year....at home no less.

This team plays no defense.....has no heart.   This team has the highest paid player (Joe Johnson) in the league.  And "clueless Joe"........scored a measly 13 points in last nights loss.

This team has tuned out its coach.       This team has alienated its fans......

This team........sucks!

From the AJC:

Matt Slocum, AP

Hawks falter in Philly

Atlanta wastes a 6-point halftime lead, drops second game in a row.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Hump Day.....News & Views

Let's jump right in.......

Some "stuff".....we're following:


R.I.P.......Liz Taylor:

Elizabeth Taylor Dead

Elizabeth Taylor Passes Away

 

Somebody stills needs....anger management classes:

Chris Brown

Chris Brown FREAKS OUT At 'Good Morning America,' Breaks Window

 

"Pull your britches up,  son"!

Dez Bryant Mall
Cowboys Player Kicked Out Of Shopping Mall
 
A team with ....."heart":
Lakers Suns

TRIPLE OVERTIME

 

A team with .....no "heart":

 

Bulls blow out Hawks at home

 

Tiger should go back to golf school......himself:


Tiger Woods App

Tiger Launches Instructional App

 

Have a great "Hump Day"!!!

 

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

What "Handicap"?

This is what we call overcoming a handicap......

From the Los Angeles Times:

Anthony Robles, born with one leg, captures NCAA wrestling title

On a weekend when several underdog basketball teams took the first steps toward becoming unlikely NCAA champions, Arizona State senior Anthony Robles beat them to it.

Robles, who was born without a right leg, won an NCAA wrestling title in the 125-pound weight class Saturday night, capping an undefeated season by knocking off defending champion Matt McDonough of Iowa, 7-1, in the final.

"I had a lot of butterflies going out there," Robles said after what he says was his final wrestling match. "I've dreamt about stepping on that stage a dozen times, and this whole year I've just been preparing for that moment.

"I was scared out there, but as soon as I hit that first takedown I sort of relaxed. I said, ‘OK, back to business. Same drill as usual, like every other match.' "

Robles started wrestling as a freshman in high school and went on to become a three-time Pac-10 champion who took fourth at the NCAAs as a sophomore and seventh as a junior. He claims his grip strength, from years of holding onto crutches, is his biggest advantage, although his tremendous upper-body strength (he is said to bench 305 pounds) surely doesn't hurt either.

"I didn't get into the sport for the attention," he said. "I wrestle because I love wrestling, but it inspires me when I get kids, even adults, who write me on Facebook or send me letters in the mail just saying that I've inspired them, and they look up to me, and they're motivated to do things that other people wouldn't have thought possible."

Monday, March 21, 2011

Things ....We Learned......From the Week-end

Gorgeous weather.......in this small, southern , college town.

Spring.......is officially here.

What did we learn from the past two days?

Read it.....now:


Your services are no longer needed:

GONE
 
He ain't just heavy......and he ain't ...my brother:
Kelly Gneiting Marathon

The Heaviest Man To Finish A Marathon Ever

 

Leave the President....be.....So he has a bracket:

Obama Sweet Sixteen

Obama's Sweet 16 Picks

 

Surprise surprise.......She's .....white:

Alyse Lahti Johnston Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods' New Girlfriend

 

A waste.......of your hard earned tax money:

Barry Bonds Perjury Trial

Barry Bonds Trial Begins

 

From ......64.....to the Sweet 16:

Sweet Sixteen Ncaa Tournament

SWEET 16 IS SET

 

Smarter?

Thought so........ 

Saturday, March 19, 2011

World War III?

World War I.....and World War II.....were started innocently enough....

Could this be.........World War III?

Just asking.......

- March 19, 2011

U.S. launches air attack on Libya

President Obama authorized missile strikes against Libya as part of an allied effort to enforce a no-fly zone.

The......."L.T.".......We Didn't want to Know

We would like to remember Lawrence Taylor......the super human linebacker...

But.......

Shit happens.

This is "L.T.".......today.

Courtesy.........Young, Black, and Fabulous

SPORTS: Lawrence Taylor Can't Afford His Child Support Payments + Chris Paul Left Game On A Stretcher!


Since the public fallout from his arrest for having sex with an underage hooker, football legend and former "DWTS" contestant Lawrence Taylor says he can't afford $456 a week in child support for his ailing 13-year-old daughter. 

Chart of the Day

Another interesting chart from    Business Insider:

CHART OF THE DAY: The NCAA Tournament Is One Big Nike Commercial

This year's NCAA tournament is significant because it is the first in which teams are allowed to wear jerseys with the manufacturer's logo (previously they were only allowed on the shorts). And the one brand that will benefit the most is Nike.


Of the 68 teams in this year's NCAA tournament, 48 schools are wearing Nike jerseys and another three are wearing the Jordan brand, which is a division of Nike. (via Sports Business Daily). On the footwear side, 52 teams are donning Nike shoes and three are wearing Jordan brand. That is 55 teams under the Swoosh umbrella.

The only other brand with a significant presence is Adidas with 12 schools wearing their shoes, and 11 of those wearing Adidas jerseys. The rest of the brands represented are Anaconda Sports, Russell Athletic, Under Armour and Crons. Surprisingly, no teams are wearing Reebok Pumps.

Below is a word cloud (created using Wordle.net) that shows every brand that is represented in the NCAA tournament this season. The size of the names reflects the number of teams wearing that brand relative to the other brands.


NCAA Apparel Brands

One.......and ....Done

That was quick.....

One and done........So goes for the University of Georgia mens basketball team.

From the AJC:

AP

Dogs exit NCAA tourney quickly

Georgia loses to Washington by three points in a first-round game late Friday night, finishes season with a 21-12 record.
 

Friday, March 18, 2011

March Madness.....In Full Force

We are pleasantly... surprised!

The "Super Bowl" of college basketball....

March Madness!

I did not fill out a bracket....I'm just watching.

And......watching ....I am.  For the first time ever.......every minute of every game is at my finger tips.

CBS......TNT......TBS .......TruTV......

What a foursome!

It works......

And .......it's working without the "four letter network"......the "world wide leader"....as in ESPN.

And that's a good thing.

The coverage has been excellent.......the announcers......the studio crews......awesome.

And all in HD!

What took this so long?

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Hump Day.....News & Views

It's........Wednesday...."Hump Day"!

In this small...southern.....college town...the weather is fantastic!

75 degrees....no humidity... beautiful!

"Stuff" .......we're following and you should be too:


I think ....we could cure her...."depression":

Serena Williams Depressed
 
Bad choice of words:

Adrian Peterson: NFL Players Stuck In 'Modern-Day Slavery'

 

We ....agree:

Stan Van Gundy Annoying

The Most Annoying Coach In The NBA

 

What a difference.....2 weeks makes:

Heat Spurs

BLOWOUT

 

Mr. President......Aren't there more important issues?

Obama Ncaa Tournament

Which Teams Does Obama Like In The NCAA Tournament?

 

An eye.....for an eye?   Gone bad:

Minor League Manager Loses Eye

 

Ali.........always the spokesman:

Muhammad Ali
Boxing Champ Ali Asks Iran To Free U.S. Hikers 
 
So there.......a Wednesday...a "Hump Day".
Let's ...just make it to the week-end.....