Time to Hire a Limo Driver

Sometimes you have to face the facts......

Jalen Rose...and cars....don't  mix.

Give it up Mr. Rose:

Jalen Rose BUSTED for Speeding after DUI Sentence

Jalen Rose just can't seem to get a break -- the former NBA star was slapped with a speeding ticket in Michigan last night ... the same day he was sentenced to 20 days in jail for his March drunk driving crash.

Rose was popped shortly before 9pm in the Detroit suburb of Clawson -- for going 46 mph in a 25 mph zone.

The 38-year-old pled guilty to the drunk driving incident back in May -- and issued an apology statement for his behavior.

Post......Hump Day News & Views

So......we're a little late.

Sue us.

Some stuff we're humping on:



A Patriot?   Really?

TRADED

 

"Bush League".....

So Long New Orleans

 

"You're.......fired"......before the season even starts:

North Carolina Fires Football Coach

 

McNabb a Viking?   Really?

McNabb Headed To Minnesota

 

J Rose......just do the time...  for you did the crime:

Ex-NBA Star Sentenced For Drunk Driving

 

A blind squirrel ....finds a nut...every now & then:

Mariners Finally Get A Win

 

Young, black & stupid......again:

Former NBA Player Arrested On Drug Charges

 

Even late......we hump to please.

Hope you had a great "Hump Day"! 

Stevie Wonder........Could See this Coming...

It didn't take long for the 4 letter network to flex it's mighty muscles...

We wish you well,  Mr. Rose...

From Yahoo.com:

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Every ...."Rose"....Has a Thorn

This ..."thorn" .....may get Rose fired.....from the 4 letter network:

From TMZ.com:

Jalen Rose -- I Regret Getting Behind the Wheel

23 minutes ago by TMZ Staff  

NBA analyst Jalen Rose was surprised he was arrested for DUI earlier this month -- telling TMZ he didn't think he was going to blow over the limit on his blood alcohol test.



Jalen admits when he wrecked his car on March 11 ... he "voluntarily submitted to blood alcohol screening because I was confident it was safe for me to drive."

TMZ broke the story -- the ESPN hoops analyst and former NBA star crashed while driving on an icy road in Michigan.  After completing several field sobriety tests he was arrested for DUI.

Jalen says he regrets the decision to drive home -- and is "sorry for disappointing those who trust me to serve as a role model."