Stuff From the Week-end that Was

The rains came...thunder and lightning...Mother Nature flexing her powers.  What a week-end it was.

Some stuff...we followed:


Makes us wanna go get married...NOT!
 

LOOK: RGIII Shows Off Wedding Registry Items Sent By Fans

Chad forgot to see his "P O"?

 

Chad Johnson Arrested

The Spurs may never lose again...until...Miami?

 

Spurs Make Strong Opening Statement

Bad hair and all...We still love you, Serena:

 

PHOTOS: Serena vs. Vika

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Chad Johnson....is Still a Worthless...Punk

Hey....It is what it is...

 

I'm Taking Anger Management Classes

Chad Johnson says he's enrolled in anger management classes ... to learn how to suppress his rage so he doesn't have another violent altercation like the one with his ex-wife.

Johnson made the announcement during an interview with James Brown on "Inside the NFL" ... saying, " I'm trying to find out how can I channel my anger when I'm in situations to where I would pop off."

During the interview, which airs tonight on Showtime, Johnson says he takes full responsibility for the headbutting incident with Evelyn Lozada ... and says, "I think what I need to do is work on Chad."

Johnson has been through anger counseling before -- as we previously reported, Chad was ordered to complete a domestic violence program after battering a former GF back in 2000.

Chad also says he believes the Miami Dolphins cut him from the team solely based on the domestic incident  and NOT because of his performance on the field.

"That was the reason ... there's no need to blow smoke up my ass."

We broke the story ... Johnson officially became a single man earlier today after a judge signed off on his divorce from Lozada ... a divorce he was trying like hell to prevent from happening.

Johnson says he's no longer on speaking terms with Evelyn ... explaining, "There's nothing I can say to her because she's already heard it all ... what can I say ... actions speak louder than words and this is the time for me to show action."

Things We Learned ...From the Week-end

In this small college southern town...We are in the dog days of summer.  Hot August nights which lead to hot and humid days.

This week-end brought an end to the London 2012 Olympics....Saw the NFL pre-season get into full swing....And saw Tiger Woods struggle in another Major.

Some things will learned:


Chad Johnson just "head-butted" his way out of the NFL:
 

Dolphins Cut Chad Johnson

The rest of the world is catching up:
 

Good As Gold

LeBron Leads USA To Gold

 

London did a good job with these Olympics:

 

GOING AWAY PARTY

Olympics Of Felix, Phelps Farah End With Spice Girls, The Who

 

Where was Tiger?

Rory Makes History At PGA

 

 

 

 

 So there...are you smarter now?

 

 

Hump Day News & Views

It's hot....I'm tired.....we'll make this brief:



Ichiro....a Yankee?   
 

SEATTLE'S BEST

WATCH: Mariners Fans Cheer Ichiro In First At-Bat With Yankees

 

 

Another stupid pro athlete:

Lions Cut Cornerback After Second Arrest Of Offseason

 

 

 

 

 

Who really gives a shit?

  

Ochocinco Changes Name Again

 

 

 

 

So there......I'm tired......really tired.

 

Have a great Hump Day! 

Hump Day.....News & Views

In this small, southern, college town....Spring...has sprung...

It is warm and pleasant.....comforting and nice...Our kind of weather.   No storms, lightning, tornadoes.....or hurricanes.

Just a picture perfect day.   We love it!

Now .....on to some stuff.....we're ..."humpin'" about:



Peyton Manning...no longer a Colt....It just don't seem right!  To us ...anyway:
  

Which Team Will Sign Peyton?

 

Out take?   Every NFL team does it.   So...what's the big-ass deal?

Who To Blame For Bounties?

 

We're with Mr. Moss on this one.....will someone sign him ...please?

Moss Looking To Impress

 

She's still an embarrassment to her son:

LeBron's Mom Makes A Deal With Prosecutors

 

Really?  Mr. Chad Johnson? Really?  You just have to be in the news....Uh?

Ochocino Tweets About Getting Peed On By Lion

 

Once again...we have to say,  "Who gives a shit"?

Does Hulk Hogan Have A Sex Tape? 

 

Okay.....we're through "humpin'"......

Have a great.....Hump Day!

 

Hump Day.....News & Views

Some....stuff that has us "humpin'":


Deja vu.......all over again:

Atlanta beats Giants again in last at-bat

ATLANTA -- Rookie Randall Delgado allowed no hits through six innings in his second big-league start, and the Atlanta Braves pulled out another last at-bat win on Martin Prado's two-out single in the 11th in Tuesday's 2-1 win against San Francisco.
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600 home runs.....without steroids:

Meet MLB's Quiet Slugger

 

So....will her last name be Johnson....or Ochocinco?

Ochocinco Wedding Announced

 

Is Kimbo still fighting?

WATCH: Kimbo Slice Knocks Out Foe In 17 Seconds 

 

Enough "humpin'" for one day.....

Have a great Hump Day!!! 

Post......Hump Day News & Views

So......we're a little late.

Sue us.

Some stuff we're humping on:



A Patriot?   Really?

TRADED

 

"Bush League".....

So Long New Orleans

 

"You're.......fired"......before the season even starts:

North Carolina Fires Football Coach

 

McNabb a Viking?   Really?

McNabb Headed To Minnesota

 

J Rose......just do the time...  for you did the crime:

Ex-NBA Star Sentenced For Drunk Driving

 

A blind squirrel ....finds a nut...every now & then:

Mariners Finally Get A Win

 

Young, black & stupid......again:

Former NBA Player Arrested On Drug Charges

 

Even late......we hump to please.

Hope you had a great "Hump Day"! 

A Whole Lot of........"Bull"

Chad Johnson....uh ....Ochocinco.....will stop at nothing to get his name in the news.

The recent bull-riding act.....was just that....a lot of "bull"...

From the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

Chad Ochocinco rode a bull for 1.5 seconds

10:03 pm May 14, 2011, by D. Orlando Ledbetter

NFL wide receiver Chad Ochocinco rode a bull for 1.5 seconds during intermission of a professional bull riding event on Saturday at the Gwinnett Arena.

The 10-year NFL veteran and six-time Pro Bowler, didn’t make it through one buck by Deja Blu, a 1,500-pound bull. He was nearly stomped by the Bulls’ back legs while scrambling to get out of the way.

“I was mad that I couldn’t ride it out of the chute,” said Ochocinco, who received a $10,000 appearance fee.

Ochocinco, who has been working out in Atlanta and running the track at the Marist School, started tweeting about riding a bull on twitter.com recently. Professional Bull Riders president Sean Gleason issued him a challenge.

Ochocinco practiced riding a bull on Friday and Saturday with Ty Murray, a nine-time world champion and Professional Bull Riding co-founder.

“A comparison would be a guy coming to you and saying I only want to ski one run, but I want to go to the top of the French Alps and do a double diamond,” Murray said.

Ochocinco was clearly nervous before his ride. He rose up off the bull twice before giving Murray the thumbs up signal to open the chute.

“I knew I was in over my head,” Ochocinco said.

Murray gave Ochocinco a crash course on bull riding.

“Mainly, what I was trying to do was show him chute protection and chute safety,” Murray said. “We practiced several crash scenarios today. He’s a phenomenal athlete. He was very easy to teach because he is so athletic.”

After getting thrown, Ochocinco rolled to his left like he getting away from an NFL linebacker.

“I’m sure the NFL is pissed, but I don’t follow their rules anyway,” Ochocinco said.

The PBR folks were delighted with the extra attention.

“It’s been unbelievable,” Gleason said. “At the end of the day, we’ve been in major newspapers for the last five days. It’s just been phenomenal, the national exposure for a sport that really needs it. We need more people to know what we do.”

Young......Black.....and Still ...Dumb

When....oh when......will our young guys ever learn?

From our friends at  "The Young, Black & Fabulous" (YBF.com)....we bring you this nonsense:

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  SPORTS DRAMA: Ocho Cinco Owes Money+Terrell Suggs Gets Domestic Violence Charge

  
  

  Cincinnati Bengal Chad “Ocho CInco” Johnson owes some pocket change to the Chrysler Financing company after buying a jeep from them last year. But the fact he hasn’t paid his car note in several months seems odd. So the company is suing him for the $34k he owes on his loan:
  
  He paid $55,5487.35 for the vehicle but put $20,000 down on it, getting a loan for $37,975 for the car he bought from Northgate Chrysler Jeep.
  The suit accuses him of being in default on the loan, having paid $3,200 on the car in 13 months.
  It claims he owes $34,709.72 on that loan plus 15 percent interest annually from Sept. 10, 2009, likely the last payment the company received on the car. His monthly payments are $847.11.
  

  
  

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Ocho "Psycho"

Chad Johnson..........

Has made yet another statement. You remember Chad.......The Cincinnati Bengal wide receiver who is famous for bringing attention to himself.

Chad Johnson........who in 2007, raced .....a horse ....in a 200 meter race. Given a 110 meter head start, Johnson beat the horse by 12 .....horse lengths.

Chad Johnson.....the talented ......but self-centered one....who has not exactly led the Bengals into significant post season play.

Well.......Chad Johnson.......has spoken, again. Mr. Johnson legally changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco........Or when translated to English........Chad Eight Five....

And some still think our athletes are normal?

This goes back to 2006 during Hispanic Heritage month, when Johnson wore a jersey with Ocho Cinco.....but had to remove it before game-time because of NFL rules. (It wasn't his real name).

Well today it's real..........The new name is official.

Stupid..........condescending ...........but none the less....legal.

Many people have legally changed their names for various reasons.......

But a football player? Just to get attention?

I just don't get it.....

I hope you do.......Mr. Chad Eight Five...........